People Search With Bobby

The zombie-viking hybrid party (as weird as it sounds) was more successful than any of my other parties so far. I guess people like having a choice between themes. I think more zombies showed up than vikings. That’s probably because it’s way easier to make yourself into a convincing zombie - just tear up your clothes, add a little ketchup to your mouth, stick some peeled grapes on your fingers - than it is to make a convincing viking. Who just has a horned hat and sword lying around? So the zombies outnumbered the vikings and in some cases there were even zombie vikings. Yeah it was just wild. But not as wild as the party I’m going to throw this weekend. It’s finally getting up to triple digits and here and that means….POOL PARTY!!! Yes, I love pool parties and this one is going to be awesome. I think the reason that last party turned out so well (besides the fact that people love zombies and vikings) is because of my excellent knowledge of how to search people. You can’t have a party if nobody comes or at least a good party anyway and I only want to throw good parties. So I’ve made a list of things I’m going to need for this upcoming soiree…towels, hot dogs, sodas, beer, innertubes, lawn chairs…That’s only a fraction of it. Oh well I’m going to goof off right now and go read Giant Lists, a hilarious website. Check out this list of foolproof first date ice breakers. I think I may have used one or two of those in the past…